Kako se klasifikuju stage-ovi na dragu

[ace1]

To sam procitao negde,pa rekoh da podelim sa ostalima
stage 1 is i bought it and now what
stage 2 is i took it all apart
stage 3 is i took it apart and what the hell do i do now with it
stage 4 why did i do this

[ace1]

a moze i ovako
Stage 1: Wife has no idea you ordered new parts
Stage 2: Wife gets suspicious on how much time you spend in garage
Stage 3: Wife figures out you've hidden a purchase and gives it to you
Stage 4: Wife learns how much you actually spent and files for divorce!

ili ovako

Stage 1 : Stock
Stage 2 : How much?!!
Stage 3 : You're f*&^£$* Kidding me, I've just sold a kidney for this and thats before tax????!!!!!
Stage 4 : Back to stock and bankruptcy

ili

STAGE 1- "yeah, I own it but I dont know why my dad bought it for me"
STAGE 2- " I bought it this way and then lowered it"
STAGE 3- "I bought it, chopped the top, did the engine, wires, and interior, and painted it. Had the chrome outsourced though""
STAGE 4- "I bought it, stripped it down to the smallest carpet nail, then machined every single part for reassembly better than NASA, then chopped it, and now Im gonna start over and do it again. And by the way, I also invented the internet"

[dule0911]

Ahahahaha STAGE 4 u zadnjoj podeli mi je najjaci